Staffel 4

1. Lil' Kim vs. Little Richard 2. Helen Hunt vs. Leelee Sobieski 3. George Clooney vs. Mark Wahlberg First episode of season 4, the intro changed starting with this episode. Fight Summary: 1 - Lil' Kim vs. Little Richard Hip Hop vs Whop Bop a Loo Bop After some fighting and various casualties, Lil' Kim removes her top to bring out her secret weapon, which are chinese throwing stars, hidden as pasties. Little Richard says that he too can use killer pasties, and rips off his nipples, throws them at Lil' Kim, of course, this makes no damage, but the holes makes Little Richard bleed a lot, and he slips. Lil' Kim sees her chance and pushes his stomach, which makes his internal organs squeeze out through the holes in his nipples, a final jump by Lil' Kim squishes Little Richard, and leaves Lil' Kim as the winner. 2 - Helen Hunt vs. LeeLee Sobieski Real Deal vs A lookalike LeeLee wanted to be like Helen Hunt really much. First she uses a cheese peeler to peel off Helen's soles, then she s

1. Steve Irwin vs. Medusa 2. Ray Romano vs. Drew Carey 3. Sarah Jessica Parker vs. Kim Cattrall vs. Cynthia Nixon vs. Kristin Davis Fight Summaries: 1 - Steve Irwin vs. Medusa The Medusa was way superior since Steve refused to hurt any living creature, but when he put a bag over the Medusa's head to avoid getting bitten, she knocks him away, thus decapitating herself. 2 - Ray Romano vs. Drew Carey Ray confesses that he has problems with crotch rot, and he takes out his suspender, and throws it into Drew's face. The irritation causes Drew Carey to scratch off his face, and his brain falls out. 3 - Sarah Jessica Parker vs. Kim Cattrall vs. Cynthia Nixon vs. Kristin Davis Slaughter and the City! First Cattrall gives Davis a poisoned drink, so she faints. Later the girls brings out their ""back massages"". Cattrall uses her to impale Nixon's throat, and when it starts vibrating, Nixon's throat is torn apart. Then she rips off Parker's sandals, jams them into her head, and twists her ne

1. Katie Holmes vs. Keri Russell 2. Johnny Gomez & Nick Diamond vs. Sam Donaldson 3. Whoopi Goldberg vs. Claire Danes This episode was a special report since the arena exploded... Fight Summary: 1 - Katie Holmes vs. Keri Russell Katie Holmes throws Russell onto a helium tank and she swallows it. Then Holmes releases the gas, and Russell blows up like a balloon, and she floats towards the ceiling, but on her way up she grabs Holmes' hair... and just later Russell just explodes... 2 - The newscaster Sam Donaldson was at the spot of the explosion, and when he tried to steal the show, Nick and Johnny appears and starts kicking his ass, finally Johnny jams a microphone into Sam's throat and when Nick jams a water hose in his throat, the water and the electricity makes Sam explode. 3 - Whoopi Goldberg vs. Claire Danes It was revealed that Claire Danes was the one that shot the dart which caused Keri Russell to explode... so Whoopi Goldberg decides to fight her, they fight for a while, bu

1. Blink 182 vs. 98 Degrees 2. Jessica Simpson vs. 98 Degrees This is actually one big fight. Blink 182 and 98 Degrees chose to fight in giantic robots. They knock each other out of the arena and they fight on the streets. 98 Degrees fire a missile into the crotch of the Blink 182 robot, that falls apart. Now the 98 Degrees robot starts killing fans. Stone Cold approaches with an enlarging ray, and is going to enlarge himself to a giant and kick the 98 Degrees robot's ass, but Nick aims it in the wrong direction and the ray hits Jessica Simpson. She starts fighting the robot, and blows into a manhole, which causes another manhole to fly up, and knock the head of the robot off. Jessica was declared the winner, but by then president Bush calls and says he fired a nuclear missile against the robot. Jessica decides that no one should steal her day, and kicks the 98 Degrees robot's head towards the missile, and it explodes in mid-air.

1. Meat Loaf vs. Jonathan Davis 2. Colonel Sanders vs. Dave Thomas 3. Kevin Spacey vs. Michael Caine Fight Summary: 1 - Meat Loaf vs. Jonathan Davis Meat Loaf jams a piece of corn in Davis' ass, and kicks him. Davis flies into the announcers booth, this causes the corn to fly out, around, and it impales Meat Loaf, and he dies. Mills declares Jonathan Davis alive, and he is the winner. 2 - Colonel Sanders vs. Dave Thomas Dave Thomas brings a hen into the ring, and it decapitates Colonel Sanders. His headless body runs around, and finally jumps into the fryer. 3 - Kevin Spacey vs. Michael Caine Hamburger vs Hot Dog These guys were dressed as a hot dog and a hamburger. In the end, Spacey uses a heat lamp to fry Caine's suit (hot dog) and he explodes. But then Dave Thomas enters the arena and starts eating Kevin Spacey (hamburger), and the fight ends so.

1. Chyna vs. Albert Einstein 2. Eddie Vedder vs. Scott Stapp 3. David Copperfield vs. David Blaine Fight Summary: 1 - Chyna vs. Albert Einstein Perfect Body meets Perfect Mind Albert Einstein falls in love with Chyna, but she responds by kicking his ass. Finally Einstein sees that she hates him, and he responds by building a rocket launcher that blows up Chyna's breasts, then he creates a black hole which sucks one of Chyna's arms in. He mocks Chyna by sticking out his tongue, but she grabs it and spins it around him, finally she pulls the tongue, and Einstein's brain pops out. 2 - Eddie Vedder vs. Scott Stapp Vedder uses some barb wire to tear up Stapp's throat, messing up his voice, this annoys a guy in the audience, who enters the ring and smashes Stapp's head to pieces. 3 - David Copperfield vs. David Blaine Copperfield falls into the piranha aquarium, but climbs out. Blaine tries to kill him, but Copperfield grabs a baseball bat from a trunk and smashes Blaine into the aqu

1. Corey Haim vs Corey Feldman 2. Lucy Liu vs Lisa Ling 3. Shaquille O'Neal vs Kobe Bryant Fight Summary: 1 - Corey Haim vs Corey Feldman These guys fought to climb up a ladder to reach producer Harvey Weinstien. After a while Feldman managed to climb up the ladder, and almost touch Weinstien. Haim rips the ladder off and Harvey Weinstien and Corey Feldman comes falling down, Weinstien lands on Haim, crushing him, then Feldman lands on top, and then the ladder falls down, impaling all three of them. 2 - Lucy Liu vs Lisa Ling Lisa Ling was accompanied by Barbara Walters. Lisa wanted to ask questions (á la The View) all the time, so Lucy kicked her ass. After a while Lucy starts jumping in the air, kicking Lisa, but we see that there are invisible wires. Barbara Walters cuts down the wires and Lisa is about to fight Lucy when she starts asking more questions. Annoyed by this, Lucy Liu jumps up and kicks through Lisa Ling's skull, and she dies. 3 - Shaquille O'Neal vs Kobe B

1. Frankie Muniz vs. Robert Iler 2. Stephen King vs. JK Rowling 3. Rebecca Romijn-Stamos vs. Naomi Campbell In Frankie Muniz vs. Robert Iler, Frankie loses his feet, but then gives Robert spiked Italian food and the Sopranos's kid's stomach blows up, giving the victory to Frankie! In Stephen King vs. JK Rowling, JK zaps Stephen with the power of Voldermort and kills him. But then his leg, which seems robotic, comes to live and decapitates Rowling. The victory goes to Stephen King's leg. In Rebecca Romijn-Stamos vs Naomi Campbell, Naomi rips out her own stomach and sprays Rebecca with the toxins inside, this dissolves Rebecca's skin, and Naomi wins.

1. Cousin Grimm vs. Pierce McCrack 2. Potato Kahn vs. Beni Trauma 3. Cousin Grimm vs. Potato Kahn This episode was originally meant to have an all-out war with the cast from the Lord of the Rings, but the power failed in the arena so they showed the three freak fights on tape. The fights are of course repeats.

1. James Brown vs. Chuck Berry 2. George Michael vs. Paul Reubens Main Event: Shannen Doherty vs. Halle Berry Summaries: 1. James Brown vs. Chuck Berry James Brown has lasers attached on the front of his shoes, and when he does the spilts, he targets them to fire at Chuck Berry's groin! Uh-oh! Yet when he fires the laser, Berry's giant diamond ring reflects it and it shoots into the air, knocking off one of the overhead lights! The light plummets down, and crushes James Brown underneath him! 2. George Michael vs. Paul Reubens The two stars are in deserate need of a comeback, so they fight to the death to see who'll get one. A tiger is brought into the arena, and when George Michael puts it to sleep with a lullaby, Paul wakes it up with Pee Wee's secret word (""Sucker!"")! The tiger then rips Michael apart! Main Event: Shannen Doherty vs. Halle Berry This fight took place in the dome of devastation. After a while, Halle knocks down an engine which lands atop Shannen's head,

1. Bob Barker vs. Anne Robinson 2. John Edward vs. Nostradamus (featuring Miss Cleo) 3. Beyonce Knowles vs. Missy Elliott Fight Summary: 1 - Bob Barker vs. Anne Robinson Bob Barker held a little challenge, the question was how many times he broke Anne Robinson's leg. An old lady won and she brought her little dog, but Anne Robinson bites her in her leg and throws the old lady out of the ring, then she grabs the dog and threatens to twist its neck off. Bob Barker freaks out and rips her ouveries out, and some internal organs so she collapses... and Bob Barker is the winner. 2 - John Edward vs. Nostradamus (featuring Miss Cleo) When they used the time machine to bring Nostradamus into the ring, they found a note saying that he saw he would lose, so he wont come, but Nick calls Miss Cleo so she comes to the arena. Miss Cleo and John Edward each fought with items used by psychics, like crystal balls and etc. After a while Edward threatens to impale Miss Cleo with a stake, but she

1. Derek Jeter vs. John Rocker 2. Faith Hill vs. Janet Jackson 3. Robert E. Lee vs. Ulysses S. Grant This episode featured civil war based fights, north vs south... Summary: 1 - Derek Jeter (North) vs. John Rocker (South) First up came two baseball stars. Jeter made Rocker hold a car battery, and he is electrocuted, as he holds his arm up, he looks like the statue of liberty. The North wins (1-0) 2 - Faith Hill (South) vs. Janet Jackson (North) Second came two music stars. Faith Hill and Janet each had their period during the fight so they were really pissed. Faith steps behind Janet and rips off her front, so her internal organs falls out. The South wins (1-1) 3 - Robert E. Lee vs. Ulysses S. Grant Two battlefield heroes. They decide to fight in a real duel with swords, and they starts chopping each other to pieces, finally its down to thumb vs thumb, and one thumb stomps the other... Johnny says that it's Grant's thumb, so the north wins. The North won with 2-1

1. Conan O'Brien vs. Bill Maher 2. Anna Nicole Smith vs. Sarah Ferguson 3. John Lennon vs. Paul McCartney vs. George Harrison vs. Ringo Starr Fight Summary: 1 - Conan O'Brien vs. Bill Maher Bill kicks Conan in his side, smashing some organs out, but then Conan stomps through Maher's skull, and plays around with his body as a doll. 2 - Anna Nicole Smith vs. Sarah Ferguson After some fight, Anna makes Fergie dizzy, and tricks her into marrying her. Then for some reason, Fergie's chest explodes, leaving Anna Nicole Smith as the winner. 3 - John Lennon vs. Paul McCartney vs. George Harrison vs. Ringo Starr A classic from the 70's. Paul was knocked out of the arena by Ringo, but he comes back with a giant silver hammer and he uses it to smash Ringo's head. Next Paul and John starts beating up George, first a smash to his head makes him reach his inner peace, but Paul and John starts kicking him, and finally Paul jumps on George's head, crushing it. Next Paul threw a cymbal towar

1. Beck vs. Bjork 2. Willie Nelson vs. Tony Bennett 3. Elizabeth Hurley vs. Anna Kournikova Fight Summary: 1 - Beck vs. Bjork Beck and Bjork fought with musical instruments, Bjork uses her keyboard to blow both of Beck's eardrums out, making him deaf, then she knocks one of his eyes out and stomps on it. Then Nick and Johnny uses the time machine to bring Bach into the arena, and he uses his plow to cut Bjork in half, then he twists Beck's neck and kicks off his head. 2 - Willie Nelson vs. Tony Bennett Willie Nelson takes off his bandana to reveal a third eye. The eye opens up and fires a laser towards Bennett, and Bennett is vaporized. 3 - Elizabeth Hurley vs. Anna Kournikova The girls fought above a chamber with horny 12-year old boys. Hurley smashes Kournikova into the chamber and claims victory, but a hand grabs her ancle, it is Kournikova, who killed the boys... Kournikova pulls Hurley down through the grate, and her head splits open and her brain pops out.

1. Kathy Griffin vs. Jenna Elfman 2. Charlie Chaplin vs. Buster Keaton 3. Bill Murray vs. Chris Kattan

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It's Survivor time! Not really deathmatch survivors, but CBS' Survivor All the cast members from seasons 1 and 2 fought in the deathmatch ring, one by one they were voted into the ring by the audience, until only one was left. Here's how it turned out: First Colby was voted into the ring, then Rudy. Rudy kicks Colby's ass for a while, then Jerri is voted into the ring. Rudy and Jerri argue, and then Colby decapitates Rudy with a stick. Next Kelly is voted into the ring and she brought her canoe with her, she smashes Colby out of the ring, and then starts fighting with Jerri, but the fight was interrupted as Susan was voted into the ring. Susan got pretty pissed at Kelly, and bit trough Kelly's oar, then her arm, and finally Susan bit Kelly's head off. Then Colleen was voted into the ring, and then Elisabeth. After a while, Susan was thrown out off the ring, and she got impaled on a little girl. Next Keith was voted in, and he fed Jerri with uncooked rice and hot water, so

This episode is called ""Assamania 1"" for some reason... Nick wanted to get more people to watch CDM if he did some ""Jackass"" tricks, like swallowing a fish whole, or spraying mace into his face... here's the fight summary: 1 - Queen Latifah vs LL Cool J - Lameass vs Badass After LL Cool J calls Queen Latifah a comedian-wannabe, she gets pissed and cuts off LL's hands with a spring from a chair, next she swings the spring, wrapping it around LL's body and with a final pull, his body is torn up. 2 - Pink vs Mandy Moore - Hardass vs Candyass Pink fools Mandy so her temporary bloodlust disappears, and then, by using Mandy's sharpened candy stick, she impales Mandy's head, and with a final blow in the straw, Mandy's brains (and some organs) flies out. 3 - Johnny Knoxville vs Ben Stein - Jackass vs Smartass Ben Stein brought a rabid donkey into the ring, and as it was about to kill Johnny Knoxville, the Jackass leader started talking to the donkey, which turns around and stomps Ben Stein

Lenny Kravitz vs Jimi Hendrix Shaggy vs Bob Marley Dave Matthews vs Keith Richards 1. Lenny Kravitz vs Jimi Hendrix Using the time machine, Stone Cold Steve Austin brings back Jimi Hendrix. Hendrix claims that Kravitz ripped him off and starts beating him up. Hendrix rips off Kravitz's sunglasses, to reveal his big bug eyes. He runs out of the ring and climbs the lighting rig, and pours sulphuric acid onto Hendrix's head. Then he climbs down and pours vomiting medicine down Hendrix' throat. Hendrix replies by vomiting down Kravitz's throat, then he throws him against the ropes, Kravitz bounces back and Hendrix smashes his throat to pieces. 2. Shaggy vs Bob Marley The time machine is used to bring back Bob Marley. Bob Marley too claims to be ripped off by Shaggy. They fight for a while and Marley grabs one of the turnbuckles and starts impaling Shaggy with it, and starts asking Shaggy about who the best reggae singer was, Shaggy replies by naming a lot of artists, this p